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Multiculturalism: What’s in a name? (Humor)

Roll Call, First Day at School  First day back at school in Birmingham, UK.  The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:  “Mustafa Al Eih Zeri ?” – “Here miss.”  “Achmed El Kabul ?” – “Here miss.”  “Fatima Al Hayek ?…

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Texas Is Booming…but CNN Doesn’t Want You to Know Why

Much of my writing is focused on the real-world impact of government policy, and this is why I repeatedly look at the relative economic performance of big government jurisdictions and small government jurisdictions. But I don’t just highlight differences between nations. Yes, it’s educational to look at North Korea vs. South Korea or Chile vs. […]

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Oklahoma Beheading: Political correctness is going to kill us all! (Satire)

When the FBI can’t call the Oklahoma beheading or the Fort Hood shooting acts of terrorism and instead falls back on workplace violence, we are in some deep trouble!

From The People’s Cube:

Alton Nolen: religious black man gunned down by white racist

As you may have heard, there was a beheading in Oklahoma, and for some reason the whole country is freaking out. It’s just a little blood, people! Sometimes, some of us will have to give our heads in order for Muslims to have the civil right to fully practice their religion.

There are more important things to be concerned with in the United States, such as the right of Muslims to practice Sharia law, and whether blacks are being gunned down in huge numbers by racist whites.

Today, the world mourns the double civil rights violations (bigoted racism and religious persecution) that occurred in Oklahoma. The incident in question involved Alton Nolen, a black man and a practicing Muslim.

Nolen came to the factory office of his former employer, seeking a quiet place to practice his religion, free from fear or persecution. What he got was a bullet, after he mindfully severed one infidel’s head and was in the process of sacrificing another.

In the midst of seeking asylum to practice his religion, Nolen was brutally assaulted by a racist white man with a questionably legal gun, and prevented the free exercise thereof his religion. This is the thanks that Muslims get for having the courage to practice pacifism in America.

Al Sharpton is calling for an investigation into the incident; citing the fact that the black victim only had a knife, while the white shooter had a gun. It raises the question of why excessive firepower was used against a man who clearly posed no threat to the community. Sharpton demands to know why the victim was racially profiled for practicing his religion. He calls the attack “Worshiping while black.”

In addition, there are calls from the victim’s factory union into why the victim was fired from his job. The union insists that if the victim had been paid fair wages, that the victim would not have been forced to return to the factory after being unfairly terminated.

The union also states that if a prayer room facing towards Mecca had been installed in the factory, and the victim had been offered more breaks on which to say his prayers, the victim may not have felt the need to express his feelings towards the infidels.

Additional grievances include the serving of pork products in the cafeteria and the existence of female employees.

Nolen is described by his friends as a “gentle giant” who would never hurt a fly. A proud Muslim-American, Nolen volunteers as coach for the local youth baseball team, and spends two mornings a week serving soup to the homeless. Nolen is a productive member of the community, whose contributions will be sorely missed, while he recovers from his wounds.

When he is released from the hospital, Nolen’s attorney states that he will explore all options including lawsuits against the perpetrator, for violating Nolen’s civil right to religious practice.

We all know that George W. Bush is the biggest liar the presidency has ever seen, but there is one time when he told the truth: When he correctly referred to Islam as the “Religion of Peace.”

John Kerry said, “The real face of Islam is a peaceful religion based on the dignity of all human beings.” It’s so frustrating how the real face of Islam keeps trying to appear, but white racists gunning down black Muslims repeatedly thwart the real face of Islam.

We can also thank President Obama for his tireless contributions towards the proliferation of Islam in America, with multiple accolades like, “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

Hopefully the victim will make a complete recovery and can continue his peaceful Islamic evangelism, unencumbered, for the sake of the dignity of all human beings.

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Cartoon: Obama prosecuting the global war on terror!

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Nancy Pelosi is a saint? (Humor)

Whoa, I know what you’re thinking! Did this guy say saintlike or sh–head but the fact of the matter is that in this one singular case, it actually is the former!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain Pelosi’s views. Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.” The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Congresswoman Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations in both Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal loudly concluded, But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is a saint.”

H/T: Max and Lill


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