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Nemo sees Boobs
via @SexCigarsBooze Incoming search terms:boobs Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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What do we want?
via LenKendall Best. Protest. Sign. Ever. Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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My God, Captain
Source: fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net via Leo on Pinterest Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Grandfathers vs. Grandmothers
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandfathers and Grandmothers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time – pancakes, ice cream, candy… just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still … Read entire article »
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Dating Protocol World Wide
WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. SCOTTISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her … Read entire article »
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Is Facebook Spying on me
I am not a morning person and it takes me at least 3 times hitting the snooze button most days. And this ad has been following me around all day. WTF LOL Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Golf Poem
In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I’ve Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell. My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same, Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game. It Rules My Mind For Hours On End, A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend. It Has Made Me Yell, Curse And Cry. I Hate Myself And Want To Die. It Promises A Thing Called Par, If I Can Hit It straight And Far.. To Master Such A Tiny Ball, Should Not Be Very Hard At All.. But My Desires The Ball Refuses, And Does Exactly As It Chooses.. It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, And Even Disappears Before My Eyes. Often It Will Have … Read entire article »
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Hello Kitty Vader
This is just Wrong Incoming search terms:party hello kittysaints hello kittyelection 2012 humor vaderhello kitty as the avengershello kitty demotivational posterkitty vaderparty demotivationaltanks demotivational Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Vodka and Skating
via Grumpy Opinions Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Tony Katz alterego
The Tony Brony Source: Uploaded by user via Texasor on Pinterest Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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The Chris Loesch Song
Via our friends at Misfit Politics Chris Loesch Song \ Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Red Neck Turtle Burgers
via FB CALLING ALL COOKS; A NEW RECIPE FROM MISSOURI Red-Neck Turtle Burgers WOW!!! Only in MISSOURI Here’s a new twist on how to serve burgers and if you don’t cook, give this handy little guide to someone that does and request them. Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail. Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy…just how a turtle should be, no? Incoming search terms:how do you cook a turtlered neckred necked turtle burgersmissouri turtle burgermissouri turtle burgersred neck turtle burgers Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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One-Eyed Redhead
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air,and handed it back. ‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’ They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and aftewards they went to the theatre followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she … Read entire article »
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Today’s Cuteness Post
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Icebergs are Disappearing
The Washington Post/Associated Press The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulafft, at Bergen, Norway . Reports from fishermen, seal hunters, and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone. Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes. Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm. Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared. Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern … Read entire article »
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Birth Certificate
Hey, I found my Birth Certificate. I was actually born on Uranus. Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Fluffy 2012
Vote for Fluffy or the world will be destroyed Incoming search terms:i am fluffy destroyer of worldsfluffy 2012 Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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#BlogConCLT
A seen from the Q#KruiserKanana on Sunday Morning after #BlogConCLT Incoming search terms:#blogconclt Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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#ObamaBookTitles My Work Here is Done
And the cover Incoming search terms:obama cartoon my work here is donemy work here is done obama Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Cardinals Home Opener
The Festivities are about to start but no clydesdales because of the rain. So here there are with the Budweiser Song: Incoming search terms:song played during 2012 Cardinals home openerhome opener clydesdalesno clydesdales home opener Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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FlushOmatic 9000
via Are We Lumberjacks? Remember before Hope and Change? One of the problems in the prehope, unchanged world was that toilet clogs limited how fast the government could process investments. Now, with the Flushomatic 9000, we enter a new era of high speed money flushing. Shown here in set-up mode because it moves too fast to be photographed when in operation. Best feature: it has an “automatic” setting which allows it to run itself, thus freeing up its government “workers” for training, breaks, and retirement. Incoming search terms:toilet expert mode Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Grandmother Got a Tattoo…you would not believe this story.
A little early Fun Friday post. Had to add it tonight. It is too Funny Incoming search terms:grandmother got a tattoo you would not believe this story - stumbleupongrandmother got a tattoograndmother got a tattoo you would not believe this storytattoo for believe Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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My broker’s advice
I called my broker Friday and asked him what I should be investing in, as I feel interest rates are going to be rising as they did in the 70′s early 80′s. So I told him I thought we should be looking to get out of bonds and look for a safe haven to invest. Should we move to precious metals, foreign currency or what? He said to me, “If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods, water, and ammunition are your best bet.” Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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WARNING! Unstoppable Computer Virus
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect ONLY those who were born prior to 1960. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that! 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail ! That too! 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep! 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Oh yeah! 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Aha! 6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished. Not again! 7. Causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND.” I just hate that! Incoming search terms:computer virus government warninggovernment warnings about comperter virus 2012government warns of computer virusgovernment warning … Read entire article »
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