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My God, Captain
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Grandfathers vs. Grandmothers
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandfathers and Grandmothers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time – pancakes, ice cream, candy… just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still … Read entire article »
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Dating Protocol World Wide
WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. SCOTTISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her … Read entire article »
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Hello Kitty Vader
This is just Wrong Incoming search terms:party hello kittysaints hello kittyelection 2012 humor vaderhello kitty as the avengershello kitty demotivational posterkitty vaderparty demotivationaltanks demotivational Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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One-Eyed Redhead
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air,and handed it back. ‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’ They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and aftewards they went to the theatre followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she … Read entire article »
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Icebergs are Disappearing
The Washington Post/Associated Press The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot, according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulafft, at Bergen, Norway . Reports from fishermen, seal hunters, and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone. Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes. Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm. Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared. Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern … Read entire article »
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Grandmother Got a Tattoo…you would not believe this story.
A little early Fun Friday post. Had to add it tonight. It is too Funny Incoming search terms:grandmother got a tattoo you would not believe this story - stumbleupongrandmother got a tattoograndmother got a tattoo you would not believe this storytattoo for believe Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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My broker’s advice
I called my broker Friday and asked him what I should be investing in, as I feel interest rates are going to be rising as they did in the 70′s early 80′s. So I told him I thought we should be looking to get out of bonds and look for a safe haven to invest. Should we move to precious metals, foreign currency or what? He said to me, “If the current administration is in office much longer, canned goods, water, and ammunition are your best bet.” Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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WARNING! Unstoppable Computer Virus
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect ONLY those who were born prior to 1960. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that! 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail ! That too! 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep! 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Oh yeah! 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Aha! 6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished. Not again! 7. Causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND.” I just hate that! Incoming search terms:computer virus government warninggovernment warnings about comperter virus 2012government warns of computer virusgovernment warning … Read entire article »
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My New Book
Greetings You may not know it but I’ve been very busy over the past 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy. Here’s the Table of Contents from my new book, “Winning Golf Strategies,” which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I’ve gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners. Table Of Contents Chapter 1 – How to properly line up your Fourth putt. Chapter 2 – How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 – How to avoid … Read entire article »
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Someone Needs a Hug
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The Perfect Woman
A little early , but oh well Incoming search terms:Motivational pictures womenmotivational posters womenwomen demotivationaldowns demotivationalfutility demotivationalhouse party demotivationalwomen socratesnurses motivationalmotivational poster legalpolitical motivational posters Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Submit your cleavage
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The Kinks – Living on a Thin Line
The US is on a thin line now also. Incoming search terms:living on the thin line Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Ninja Kitteh
Ninja Kitteh can walk on water Incoming search terms:ninja kittehno match for ninja kitteh Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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I’m broken
I’m Broken by Pantera on Grooveshark Incoming search terms:broken sago Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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The Cure – Pictures Of You
Click here to view the embedded video. Incoming search terms:pictures of you the cure meaningglenn beck photos march 10 2012the cure pictures 2012the cure pictures of you tumblr Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Announcing http://BlowUpTheKoran.com
After having Burn the Koran taken down because of ddos attacks and other cyber bullying, there is not http://BlowUpTheKoran.com Blow It Up Click here to see current total. Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband… for example…
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. “Hi Darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Incoming search terms:there comes a time when a womanthere comes a timewoman with four legs Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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I thought Europe was a country. OMG
These people live amongst us and vote Incoming search terms:I thought Europe was a countryeurope Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Beckeroptus Activitis
Beckeroptus Activitis … AKA “BA”. This insect is found in his natural environment in small but dangerous quantities. Known for crawling up the alimentary canal of unsuspecting, ignorant political figures and then eating his way out, destroying the host in the process. A ruthless, efficient predator. Appearance is green and furry, despite the exoskeleton. Often seen carrying a cup of a random steaming beverage … BA has no known enemies or predators. It is fearless and is found in every portion of the United States, including AK and HI. If it finds you and doesn’t like you – you’re doomed … Incoming search terms:activitisinsect with an exoskeleton cartoon Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. … Read entire article »
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Stanley
Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes? Third, whatever happened to all of the jobs you were going to create?” Fourth, why don’t you enforce our current immigration laws? Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. ~ When they resume Obama says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?” Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him … Read entire article »
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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME (DON’S VERSION)
The video quality in this is outstanding. WOW on the stunts!. I recommend full screen. Incoming search terms:people are awesome don versionpeople are awesome don\s versiondons veriosnpeople are amazing donpeople are awesome dons versionpeople are awesome full screenpeople comment about sago Authored By stix1972 Stix Blog … Read entire article »
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Lawyers
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. “I can’t believe … Read entire article »
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