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Conservative Comedy 5/22/15

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. Hillary Clinton continues to say absolutely nothing about absolutely anything on the campaign trail, which is starting to make Hope n’ Change wonder if she realizes that political candidates, unlike Trappist monks and Lois Lerner, are not required to take a vow of silence. Although if we were in Hillary’s sensible shoes, we’d be keeping our yap shut too. After all, what can she possibly say to look good after the former deputy director of the CIA, Mike Morell, states as a certainty that every document which was ever on her private email server was downloaded by one or more foreign intelligence agencies. Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: Hillary Clinton’s plan to distance herself from old, rich Republicans, body cameras for police, and Obama’s latest agreement with Iran. Additional stories include: Rob Kardashian’s race with Michael Moore, Colorado’s plan to allow medical marijuana in schools, and recently discovered drug tunnels connecting San […]

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Progressive Authoritarianism

This is quite interesting, and a fair read of where our society/government is trying to go, and why. It also goes into some detail as to why if we are wise, we probably don’t want to go there. By Joel Kotkin writing in The Orange County Register. Left-leaning authors often maintain that conservatives “hate democracy,” […]

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Conservative Comedy 5/15/15

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. “Jade Helm 15″ is a huge, two month military training exercise which will send special forces and members of every military branch into our nation’s southwestern states – where the soldiers can practice field operations (including infiltration) in “hostile territory.” And even though the exercise doesn’t begin until July 15, it’s already a huge success because the territories involved are getting hostile. This is especially true in Hope n’ Change’s home state of Texas, which is now being widely ridiculed and laughed at (trigger warning: the link takes you to MSNBC) as the home of tinfoil ten-gallon hat conspiracies about Jade Helm and a potential federal invasion of the state. The Conservative Comic doesn’t buy the conspiracy theories because he doesn’t think America’s military would ever turn on its own people. Still, y’all really shouldn’t be laughing at Texans and thinking they’re crazy. Jodi Miller at Newsbusted takes us into the weekend with these headlines: The big win in […]

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Jade Helm 15: Something or nothing to worry about?

Jade Helm 15: Merely an innocent exercise or are the conspiracy theorists on to something?

May 2nd TPC wrote the following article, ‘Ever Hear of Jade Helm 15? How About Adolf Hitler?‘ that said the following…

Jade Helm 15 is a massive military ‘exercise’ that will occur ON US SOIL IN THE SOUTHWEST beginning in July 2015!

Maybe it’s just business as usual and nothing to worry about or, as some fear, much more.

Those who will be termed conspiracy theorists by the mainstream media and the Obama administration see something here that is potentially very dangerous for freedom loving Americans.

The Sheeple, or those who sleepwalk while this administration does whatever it wants to do, will continue to pay no attention no matter what takes place!

Unfortunately many of the websites detailing these stories have conspiracy theory sounding names making what they report much easier for people to discount as the rantings of lunatics.

Never-the-less, as the quote below so clearly states, history does tend to repeat itself!…

And now this from tomfernandez28’s Blog citing a Texas Ranger (okay an anonymous Texas Ranger)…

Many have speculated that the American government isn’t far from declaring martial law, an idea only bolstered by these training exercises.

And now one Texas Ranger has allegedly reported some information that, if true, could lend some credence to these fears.

The unnamed and self-described Ranger said that train cars outfitted with prison-type shackles have been moving about Texas. While he added that the Department of Homeland Security claimed the train cars were for transporting captured terrorists, he was apparently reluctant to believe them.

“We have been told by Homeland that these trains are slated for transporting captured terrorists, non-domestic,” the ranger says in an email sent to Dave Hodges at The Common Sense Show. “We are not sure we can trust this explanation because Homeland is keeping a lot from us and we are growing increasingly uncomfortable with their presence in Texas.”

The anonymous email writer also discussed the Islamic State group camp that reportedly sat just eight miles from the Texas border.

“I do believe the ISIS threat is legitimate,” the email read. He speculated, however, that the military could use an ISIS attack as an excuse to declare martial law, which is what he apparently believed to be the true motive behind the Jade Helm 15 exercise.

“You are also correct to suspect the motives behind the JH15 drills,” he wrote. “They are clouded in secrecy and we have been shut out regarding their operational intent … I will support the Feds in their preparation against ISIS. But the moment that this action turns against our locals is the moment I will perform my oath of office. I am not alone in this feeling. None of my brothers trust Homeland. We will have to see where this is going but I have a bad feeling.”

While there is little to lend credence to the email’s claims beyond the validity of his own word — and for that matter, we can’t even verify the existence of the email itself — it is always a good idea to exercise caution when it comes to believing anything the government tells you.

Our freedoms are being eroded daily by the hostile Obama Administration and liberal democrats who would love to remove from society those they consider political undesirables.

Whatever the reason, train cars laden with prison shackles is a shocking sight to see in America.



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How Liberals Ruined College – Kirsten Powers

Kirsten Powers has written a book. So what? I hear many of you say, still another liberal writing a book about how bad things are. Well, yes and yes, Powers is by any American appraisal, a liberal, and she does think a lot of things are bad. If you had asked me back in 2008 […]

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All of Queen Hillary’s horses…

When Bill Clinton ran for president in 1991-92, their war room operations were second to none. Hillary’s press operations are second to everyone. Check out this video: Watch the latest video at Here’s the transcript of what Bill Clinton, Brian Fallon, John Podesta and James Carville said: BILL CLINTON, 42ND PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED […]

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