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Obama throws Clapper under the bus as incompetent! No kidding!

Flashback to December 2010 when TPC wrote, ‘Clap on, clap off, no clappin’ clue (Video)‘!

This President, in addition to being completely incompetent or worse (Barack Obama’s insidious master plan for the United States!) in his own right, has surrounded himself with yes men even more incompetent than he is!

While that situation would be less than ideal in peacetime, fighting the war on terror with this national security team could spell the end of us all!

Here’s just one example of James Clapper in action, a man who should have been fired long ago.

Clap on, clap off, no clappin’ clue (Video)

National Intelligence Director James Clapper found clueless on UK terror arrests in an interview with Diane Sawyer – It is an embarrassment and extremely disturbing that this is the team protecting our well being.

Although the White House attempted to spin this fact as a positive that Clapper doesn’t spend his day watching the news on T.V., the fact remains that he should be aware of a little development such as this. White House rationale as expressed by counterterrorism advisor John Brennan,

“Should he have been briefed by his staff on those arrests? Yes. And I know there was breathless attention by the media about these arrests, and it was constantly on the news networks. I‘m glad that Jim Clapper is not sitting in front of the TV 24 hours a day and monitoring what’s coming out of the media. What he is doing is focusing on those intelligence issues that the president expects him to focus on and to make sure that we don’t have conflict in different parts of the world.”

Just one more sign that the Obama administration has little clue in the area of protecting the United States. Below is the clip from the Sawyer interview. Clueless is the best description.

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Nancy Pelosi is a saint? (Humor)

Whoa, I know what you’re thinking! Did this guy say saintlike or sh–head but the fact of the matter is that in this one singular case, it actually is the former!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain Pelosi’s views. Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.” The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Congresswoman Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations in both Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal loudly concluded, But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is a saint.”

H/T: Max and Lill

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Nancy Pelosi is a saint? (Humor)

Whoa, I know what you’re thinking! Did this guy say saintlike or sh–head but the fact of the matter is that in this one singular case, it actually is the former!

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain Pelosi’s views. Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.” The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Congresswoman Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations in both Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal loudly concluded, But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is a saint.”

H/T: Max and Lill

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Conservative Comedy 9/26/14

It’s Conservative Comedy time at the Strident Conservative. As I do every Friday, I bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the internet, sure to provide a good laugh to begin your weekend. The Secret Service is in some not-too-secret trouble following an incident Friday in which a man with a knife climbed over the White House fence, ran 70 yards across the lawn, and then entered the White House through an unlocked front door. Fortunately, and entirely unsurprisingly, neither the president nor his family were in the White House at the time, having left for a weekend retreat at Camp David. Not that one man with a knife could really do much damage anyway without access to ISIS’s YouTube account. At least, that’s how the Conservative Comic at Hope n’ Change sees it. Jodi Miller at Newsbusted provides plenty of laughs this week on several news stories, including: record tax revenues for Uncle Sam and how it’s being spent, the record number of food stamp recipients, and the record income being earned by non-citizens. Additional stories include: marijuana legalization in California, the special qualification that got Jay Carney his job at CNN, and […]

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Conspiracy Theory or Fact? Why Obama uses ISIL and not ISIS! (Must Watch Video)

Many have wondered why Barack Obama had done nothing and is now doing the bare minimum in the war on terror to defeat ISIS!On-the-other-hand, others among us have long speculated that Obama has had ulterior and sinister motives and agendas that he has …

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