Last week, we spent time discussing why each of the four remaining candidates would make a better President than the one we have now. Today, we’re going to discuss why this radish would in fact be a better President than the one we have now:
- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Obamacare.
- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Dodd-Frank.
- This radish would not veto a Congressional bill to cut taxes.
- This radish would not veto a Congressional repeal of Obama Era regulations.
- This radish would not veto a Congressional bill to open our domestic oil fields.
- This radish is without question, naturally born in America. I’ve seen the garden it’s from and it’s in America.
- This radish will not take a vacation every couple months on the taxpayer’s dime.
Is this radish a perfect candidate for President? Of course not. For starters, it’s only got a two week shelf life. Secondly, it’s not Constitutionally eligible to be President since it hasn’t attained the age of 35 years old. Also it’s a radish. But still, it would be a better President than the one we have now.
Authored By Biblical Conservatism
